dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

(via its-raining-british-men)

Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

(Source: jagkcitybitch, via seabornunicorns)

Writing a novel

stonedandblogging:

cheyenneisrad:

theoneandonlyailat:

moriarty-is-staying-alive:

careline18:

60% Staring onto a blank screen

20% Drinking tea/coffee

10% Freaking out because WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I WRITE?

10% Procrastinating on the internet

5% Looking for music to write with

5% Actually writing.

That equals 110%

duh, we’re authors, not mathmagicians.

I think you mean mathematician…

NO. MATHMAGICIANS. THEY FUCKING DO MAGIC. THAT IS WHAT MATH IS. DARK MAGIC THAT SATAN MADE UP.

(Source: carrylovescurry, via its-raining-british-men)

Writing a novel

stonedandblogging:

cheyenneisrad:

theoneandonlyailat:

moriarty-is-staying-alive:

careline18:

60% Staring onto a blank screen

20% Drinking tea/coffee

10% Freaking out because WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I WRITE?

10% Procrastinating on the internet

5% Looking for music to write with

5% Actually writing.

That equals 110%

duh, we’re authors, not mathmagicians.

I think you mean mathematician…

NO. MATHMAGICIANS. THEY FUCKING DO MAGIC. THAT IS WHAT MATH IS. DARK MAGIC THAT SATAN MADE UP.

(Source: carrylovescurry, via its-raining-british-men)

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

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poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

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katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via its-raining-british-men)

shisno:

shisno:

I JUST HAD FIVE GUYS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AND IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING A+ WOULD RECOMMEND

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It has come to my attention that I should probably clarify that Five Guys is a popular burger joint.

(via dudeyoureliketwelve)

neko-chicana:

creating characters you really love

not having a story to put them in

(via its-raining-british-men)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

(via its-raining-british-men)

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

(Source: beeblejuice, via its-raining-british-men)

snoggd:

if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you

(Source: frowled, via 3daysgrace-rockergirl)