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I should be cleaning or homeworking but instead I'm slowly wasting my life away, and being attracted to men that I can't have.


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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr






ejacu-latte:

thegreycatsby:

theamericankid:

These are cute.

IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG

The dino one is so cute


romangodfrey:

i-kan-do-zat-i-kan-do-zat:

SO I REMEMBERED SEEING A VIDEO ON HERE ABOUT GORDON RAMSAY SHOWING HOW TO PROPERLY COOK EGGS. I WANTED EGGS FOR DINNER, SO I LOOKED UP THE VIDEO AND MADE THEM.

I TWEETED GORDON ABOUT IT AND I GOT A RESPONSE

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NOT ONLY DID I GET A RESPONSE, BUT I GOT A COMPLIMENT. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT? 

many years I’ve been looking for a way to properly measure someone’s level of success in life and I think I’ve found it




invhale:

Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.






  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
  • Me: Cannabis
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
  • Me: Bruh

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 













tbotofficial:

my country during the world cup: SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS!!

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BIG SPORTS THAT IS HAPPENING????

THE BIG SPORT THAT IS HAPPENIGN RIGHT NOW!?!?!?!?

KICKY KICKY BALLY BALLY????!!?!?

LOOK AT HOW THT GUY CAN KICK THAT BALL??!?!?!? ???????

SPORTSPOSROTSOPSSOSOPODFIFOOOTBAK






tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #10

#9 / #8 / #7 / #6 / #5 / #4 / #3 / #2 / #1




tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #11

#10 / #9 / #8 / #7 / #6 / #5 / #4 / #3 / #2 / #1


twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again




loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal